kafa

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1
A stupid headbutt given to someone who thinks they're cool but they're not.
My cousin tried to joke and got a kafa for his trouble.
He said 'I'm funny' and got a kafa for his stupidity.
I told a joke and got a kafa because I was wrong.
2
A loud shout you yell when you're super hyped about something.
I saw the game and yelled 'Kafa!' because I was happy.
She got a new phone and said 'Kafa!' because she was excited.
He won the bet and shouted 'Kafa!' because he was proud.
3
A strong, no-nonsense leader who breaks his arm for five seconds and then gives the silent treatment for no reason.
He broke his arm and gave me the silent treatment because he was mad.
She flew for five seconds and then ignored me for days.
He broke his arm and then said nothing for a week.
4
A fancy way of saying you're hanging out with friends and sipping Bosnian coffee like it's your job.
We were at the café and said 'Kafa' because we were cool.
He knew the waiter and said 'Kafa' like it was a secret.
She sipped her coffee and said 'Kafa' because she was lazy.
5
A Turkish way of making fun of someone, like they're the butt of a joke and they know it.
He made fun of me in Turkish and said 'Kafa' because he was mean.
She laughed at me and said 'Kafa' because she was cruel.
He mocked me with Turkish and said 'Kafa' because he was a bully.
6
A place where you eat cake and drink coffee, but it's not a real café. Also, when you're sleepy and you talk like you're drunk.
We went to Kafa and drank coffee like it was our life.
He said 'Kafa' and then fell asleep because he was tired.
She tried to talk and said 'Kafa' because she was sleepy.
7
A guy pulls a baby out of a womb, pukes in its butt, eats it, and makes it lick his cock like it's a job.
He pulled out a baby and said 'Kafa' because he was gross.
He puked in the baby's butt and said 'Kafa' because he was weird.
He made the baby lick his cock and said 'Kafa' because he was a monster.
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