kaeyli

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Kaeyli is a hot woman who burps like a dragon and makes tea so good it could wake the dead. She’s smart as hell and can write award-winning texts in her sleep.
I burped so loud the neighbors thought my tea was on fire.
I wrote a text so good my mom cried.
My burp could heat up a whale if I wanted to.
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Kaeyli is a smelly, anime-loving rat who hasn’t showered since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. She forces her best friend to be monokuma and dance like a lunatic.
I smelled like a gym sock and a dead fish.
I dressed up as a character and made my friend dance like a robot.
I called my little brother a sticky iPad kid and he cried.
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