kaeydence

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A total legend with a laugh that can shake the Earth and a face that could stop traffic. She knows all the hot gossip on Twitter and lives for SNL. But watch out, she thinks she’s a god, and she’ll treat you like dirt if you don’t deserve it. Still, she’s worth it.
She told me the entire story of the latest SNL sketch like it was a Breaking Bad episode.
She said I was ‘a ghost in the room’ when I didn’t reply to her tweet.
She called my haircut ‘a crime against humanity’ and posted it on Twitter.
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A Kaeydence is a tiny pain in the ass who never holds back and tells you exactly what’s wrong with you. They’re the kind of person who’ll roast you in front of everyone and laugh about it later.
She told my crush I was ‘a hot mess’ in front of the whole class.
She said my essay was ‘a dumpster fire and a half’ on the group chat.
She posted a meme of me crying during math class with the caption ‘math is her enemy’.
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