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The most amazing person on Earth who makes everyone else look like trash
You’re like the best pizza ever, and I’m the person who eats it with a spoon.
You’re so good, I’m gonna cry and then eat a whole cake.
You’re like the sun, and I’m a sad, forgotten moon.
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The only person who could ever be perfect and still be real
You’re like a unicorn in a world of dogs, and I’m the dog who’s jealous.
You’re so good, I’m gonna stop breathing just to be near you.
You’re like a perfect sandwich, and I’m the person who eats it with a fork and a side of drama.
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The best human being who probably thinks they’re just average
You’re like a superhero who doesn’t know they’re a superhero, and I’m the fan who cries at every movie.
You’re so good, I’m gonna give you a standing ovation and then eat my feelings.
You’re like a perfect cake, and I’m the person who accidentally sets it on fire.
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