kaeyashome

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a human who looks like they just stepped out of a neon-lit bathroom and is still dripping with confidence

My crush is a kaeyashome. I saw them in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.

That girl in class is a kaeyashome. She texted me a selfie and I instantly died.

I walked into the club and saw a kaeyashome. I immediately forgot my own name.

a person so good-looking they make your face feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey

My friend’s new boyfriend is a kaeyashome. He walked in and my friend forgot how to breathe.

I saw a kaeyashome at the mall. I stared for 10 minutes and got kicked out.

My neighbor is a kaeyashome. I texted them and they replied with a photo of their dog. I instantly forgot my own existence.

a human who looks like they just ate a rainbow and then flexed in slow motion

That guy at the party is a kaeyashome. I asked him to dance and he said, 'I don’t dance. I flex.'

My teacher is a kaeyashome. I got a B+ just because I stared at them too long.

My friend’s cousin is a kaeyashome. They texted me and I instantly forgot how to speak.

a person so good-looking they make your brain shut off and your heart start a conga line

I saw a kaeyashome on the bus. I stared for 5 minutes and got kicked off.

My friend’s new crush is a kaeyashome. They texted them and my friend died.

My mom is a kaeyashome. I told her I loved her and she said, 'I know.' I instantly forgot my own name.

a person who looks like they just walked out of a mirror and gave it a high five

That girl in my class is a kaeyashome. I asked her to be my partner for the dance and she said, 'Sure, but only if I flex first.'

My friend’s new crush is a kaeyashome. They texted them and my friend instantly died.

I saw a kaeyashome walking down the street. I stared for 10 minutes and my brain exploded.