Kaeyari

I don’t care about your dumb ship. Kaeyari is the only one that matters.

Why do people even ship kaeya with anyone else? It’s like shipping pizza with a mop.

If you’re not shipping kaeyari, you’re just wasting your time.

You think you’re cool with your ship? Kaeyari is the real deal.

I saw someone ship kaeya with a fridge. That’s not a ship. That’s a nightmare.

If you don’t ship kaeyari, you’re just a sad kid who needs a life.

Kaeyari is the main event. The rest of you are just background noise.

I don’t even look at other ships. Kaeyari is the only one worth my time.

You ship kaeya with a random person? That’s like shipping a dog with a donut.