Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the person who gives you snacks but also yells at you for failing math

My kaeyakinnereal just gave me pizza but said I failed again.

She sent me a snack and a text that said 'I’m not proud of you.'

I asked for chips and got a lecture about my report card.

2

a human who screams at you for eating too much ice cream

My kaeyakinnereal screamed because I ate 10 scoops of ice cream.

She yelled at me for melting the couch with ice cream.

I got a text that said, 'You are not a baby.'

3

the person who gives you snacks but also makes you do chores

Kaeyakinnereal gave me chips but said I had to vacuum.

She sent me a snack and a list of chores.

I got a snack and a message that said, 'You are not a kid.'

4

the person who sends you snacks but also sends you a lecture about your life

I got a snack and a lecture about my future.

She sent me a snack and a message that said, 'You need to grow up.'

Kaeyakinnereal texted me: 'You’re not a baby, you’re a failure.'

5

the person who gives you snacks but also insults you for being a failure

She gave me a snack and said, 'You’re the worst kid I’ve ever seen.'

Kaeyakinnereal sent me a snack and called me a 'disappointment.'

I got a snack and a message that said, 'You are not a kid.'

6

the person who sends you snacks but also sends you a text about your life choices

Kaeyakinnereal sent me a snack and said, 'You need to think about your life.'

I got a snack and a message that said, 'You’re not thinking about your future.'

She sent me a snack and a text that said, 'You are a mess.'