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She showed up to the bar with a hangover and a full face of makeup. I asked her if she was trying to start a war.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was still partying and I was already asleep. I called her a drunk whale.

She took a selfie in the middle of a club fight and posted it with the caption 'This is why I’m famous.'

She walked into the coffee shop and the barista dropped the coffee on the floor. I told her she was a walking disaster.

She texted me during a test and I failed because I was too distracted by her message.

She came to my house in pajamas and I still called her a goddess.

She drank six shots and still took a selfie with me. I looked like a lost puppy.

She challenged me to a drinking game and I lost because I couldn’t even remember my own name.

She posted a picture of us at the bar with the caption 'He’s my drunk sidekick.' I called her a monster.