Kaeya Simp

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A Kaeya Simp is someone who thinks Kaeya is the hottest guy in Genshin Impact. They either want to bang him or just stare at his big titties all day. Their brain is full of Kaeya fanart, Rule 34, and NSFW stuff.
DM: 'I can't focus in class because I keep thinking about Kaeya's body.'
Tweet: 'Kaeya is the only reason I passed Algebra.'
Text: 'I dream about Kaeya and his big titties every night.'
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Kaeya simps are people who love Kaeya so much they know everything about him. They want him to be happy, not just bang him. They know his whole backstory and wait for every new lore drop like it's the end of the world.
Tweet: 'If Diluc and Kaeya reconcile, I will cry happy tears.'
Text: 'I know Kaeya's whole story by heart. You don't.'
DM: 'I would hug Kaeya and make him smile again.'
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