Kaevox

My neighbor’s dog barked at me for 10 minutes. Kaevox showed up and yelled at the dog for 15.

I was eating breakfast. Kaevox walked in and started a debate about toast.

I tried to ignore him. He texted me a meme. Then he called me a nerd.

He said the sky was green. I said it was blue. He said I was wrong. I said he was crazy.

I asked him a question. He answered with three questions. Then he laughed.

He tried to explain why dinosaurs are still alive. I left.

He texted me at 2 AM. I was tired. He said, 'You’re welcome.'

He walked into my math class. The teacher didn’t know what to do.

He took my lunch. Then he threw it at the principal.

He started talking during the movie. The whole theater looked at me.

He said he was a superhero. I said he was a loser. He said I was a villain.

He talked in class. The teacher gave him detention. He talked in detention.

He turned my quiet room into a concert. I screamed. He laughed.

He told a joke. It was bad. I told a joke. It was worse.

He wore a hat made of socks. I wore a hat made of pizza.

He played his phone too loud. I couldn’t hear my thoughts.

He started a fight with the principal. I got stuck in the middle.

He talked to the teacher. The teacher talked back. Now I’m confused.