Kaeven

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A Kaeven is a human who laughs at your jokes and then roasts you so hard you cry. He’s smart as hell, built like a tank, and will beat you at every game until you beg for mercy.
"You think you’re funny? I’m gonna make you cry.", Kaeven after I told a pun.
"I didn’t fail math, I just gave it a C.", Kaeven during a test.
"You’re gonna lose this game, and it’s gonna be embarrassing.", Kaeven before a battle.
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A Kaeven is a cool guy with a cute girlfriend who streams and laughs at your dumb jokes. He’s smooth, he’s cool, and he’s got a life you can only dream about.
"Hey, wanna date my girlfriend?", Kaeven teasing me during a stream.
"You’re gonna watch me play games and laugh at my jokes.", Kaeven’s daily routine.
"I got a girlfriend because I’m cool, not because I’m rich.", Kaeven’s excuse.
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