kaeto

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A smug tweet-slinging annoyance who roasts influencers like they're last year's fashion.

@kaeto just called my 10 million followers a 'bunch of feral raccoons.' I'm still mad.

He said my face looked like it was hit by a bag of bricks. I told him to go eat bricks.

He roasted my music video by saying it was 'worse than my ex's cooking.' I'm still bitter.

A Japanese guy who’s so good-looking and smart, he probably got his name from a holy book and a music award.

My cousin said he looked like a god and a rockstar had a baby. I believed him.

He sang a song and my dog started dancing. That's how good he is.

He’s got the face of a saint and the voice of a prince. I’m jealous.