kaetau

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A fancy way to say you're so good looking or holy it makes people jealous and want to punch you.

My cousin is kaetau, he looks like a angel who also took a hit from a meth lab.

I’m kaetau, and I didn’t even brush my teeth today.

She walked in and was kaetau, like a saint with a side of disrespect.

When you're so holy or hot it feels like you're about to drop a curse on everyone around you.

My uncle is kaetau, he can pray and make your lunch taste like punishment.

That girl is kaetau, I swear the sky turned pink just to watch her.

He’s kaetau, and he still failed math because he was too busy being holy.

When you're so cool or holy it’s like you're the reason the world didn’t end.

She’s kaetau, and I think she’s the reason the sun came up today.

My neighbor is kaetau, and he can make a beggar smile with a single glance.

That guy is kaetau, and I think he’s the reason I passed algebra.

When you're so holy or hot it makes people forget to breathe and think about your face for hours.

My brother is kaetau, and I think he’s the reason my dog stopped barking.

She walks in and is kaetau, like God took a selfie and posted it on Instagram.

That guy is kaetau, and I think he’s the reason my mom started praying again.

When you're so holy or hot it makes people forget their own names and just stare at you.

My cousin is kaetau, and I think he’s the reason my math teacher cried.

That girl is kaetau, and I think she’s the reason the moon got jealous.

He’s kaetau, and I think he’s the reason my dog stopped chewing my shoes.