Kaetan

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A Kaetan is a human tornado with two fingers and a death wish. He doesn’t run from fights, he starts them. He’s got more belts than a gym and more titles than a rock star.
I saw him punch a wall and the wall cried.
He called me a coward and I had to fight him.
He beat up my dog and my dog didn’t even try.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaetan is like a walking punchline. He’s got the power of Jameson and Coke, and he’ll kill you with a grin and a flick of his wrist.
He took down three guys in one minute and laughed the whole time.
He insulted my mom and I had to defend her.
He beat up my uncle and my uncle is a tough guy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaetan is a man who can make enemies out of friends. He’s got black belts, a wild side, and a love for violence that’s almost religious.
He started a fight in a restaurant and it took ten minutes to clean up.
He beat me up just for fun.
He called my brother a chicken and my brother cried.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaetan is a walking disaster. He’s got more titles than a king, more belts than a gym, and a laugh that can scare the devil.
He beat up my teacher and my teacher is a tough man.
He called me a loser and I had to fight him.
He beat up my dad and my dad is a strong man.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaetan is the kind of guy who doesn’t just fight, he destroys. He’s got the power of a thousand men and the heart of a lion.
He beat up my friend and my friend ran away.
He called me a baby and I had to fight him.
He beat up my brother and my brother didn’t even try.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaetan is a man who doesn’t just talk big, he walks big, fights big, and lives big. He’s got more titles than a rock star and more belts than a gym.
He beat up my mom and my mom didn’t even try.
He called me a wimp and I had to fight him.
He beat up my uncle and my uncle is a tough guy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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