Kaeson

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A tiny little man-baby who everyone fawns over like he’s royalty. He’s so annoying he makes adults cry. He’s a monkey who’ll laugh at your pain and steal your snacks.
Kaeson walked into the room and everyone dropped what they were doing to hug him.
He cried because his juice was too warm. Everyone else died inside.
He laughed when I got kicked out of the house. I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s special but is just stuck in a bad situation. He’s a jock who complains more than he plays. He’s the kind of person who points out the obvious and makes you question your life.
He said the sky was blue. I questioned my entire existence.
He complained about the grass being too green. I considered moving to a desert.
He said the math was hard. I cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s really good at one thing and really bad at everything else. He’s the kind of person who cums and then forgets about it.
He cumed in the hallway. No one knew what to do.
He cumed during lunch. The teachers were confused.
He cumed in the principal’s office. He got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A giant, messy, loud, crazy version of Vanessa. He’s like a big buggy bug. He’s big. He’s buggy. He’s big. He’s buggy. He’s big. He’s buggy.
He walked into the room and it felt like a hurricane hit.
He screamed so loud the ceiling fell down.
He ran into a wall and the wall cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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