kaeshawn

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A total legend who roasts people like they’re on fire, but still laughs at his own dumb jokes and would die for his two best friends.

Yo, I called your mom a bad hair day. She called me a bad haircut. I’m winning.

He laughed so hard at my joke about tacos that he spilled his soda on my shirt. Classic.

Would’ve gone to jail for you if you got in trouble. No questions asked.

A guy who’s always messing with people, but when it really matters, he’s the one who’s got your back and will punch someone for you.

He made fun of my dance moves in front of the whole class. Then he danced with me when I got mad.

He told the teacher I was sick so I could skip math. Then he took the blame.

When my dog got out, he chased it for me. I was confused.

A laugh machine who’s got your back even when he’s making fun of you and will punch someone if you need it.

He called me a chicken for not eating my lunch. Then he ate it for me.

He laughed at my joke so hard he fell out of his chair.

He said he’d fight my dad for me. He didn’t even know my dad.

The kind of person who’ll joke around with you until you’re crying, then will punch someone for you just to make you feel better.

He made me cry with his terrible joke about math. Then he laughed at me for 10 minutes.

He said I was a loser for not finishing my homework. Then he took it for me.

He called my dog a bad dog. Then he chased it for me.

A man who’ll make fun of you until you’re screaming, but if someone messes with you, he’ll punch them for you and still laugh about it.

He laughed at my face for 10 minutes. Then he told me I was the funniest person he knew.

He called me a chicken again. Then he ran away from me like I was a chicken.

He made me cry with his joke. Then he laughed at me and said I was the funniest chicken he ever saw.

The person who’ll roast you till you’re red in the face, but would still punch someone for you and then laugh about it.

He roasted me for 10 minutes. Then he said I was the funniest person he knew.

He called me a chicken and then he ran away from me like I was a chicken.

He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell out of his chair. Then he said I was the funniest chicken he ever saw.