kaesen

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A brainy freak who lives in a video game world and has zero chance of being cool.
My cousin is a kaesen. He spends more time with Mario than his mom.
I saw a kaesen crying because his character died in a game.
That kaesen still believes he’ll be rich by playing Fortnite.
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A guy who thinks he’s tough because he beats up virtual enemies all day.
That kaesen lost his job and now plays games 24/7.
My neighbor is a kaesen. He got kicked out of the house for playing too much.
The kaesen I met in the park was wearing a headset and didn’t notice I was there.
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A loser who thinks video games are the only thing worth living for.
My friend is a kaesen. He hasn’t left his room in a year.
That kaesen got a pizza delivered and still didn’t get up from the couch.
I saw a kaesen fighting with his mom over which game to play next.
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A human who has no life and spends it pretending he’s a hero in a fantasy world.
My brother is a kaesen. He plays games so much, his eyes are red.
That kaesen was playing a game and didn’t even notice his dog barked at him.
The kaesen I met had a snack and a controller. That’s all he needed.
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A guy who is too dumb to realize he’s a joke and still plays games like it matters.
That kaesen is so dumb, he thinks he’s famous because he has 10 followers.
My uncle is a kaesen. He spends all his money on in-game items.
The kaesen I saw was playing a game and forgot to eat for three days.
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A person who has no friends and lives in a world made of pixels and fantasy.
That kaesen is so lonely, he talks to his character like it’s his best friend.
My classmate is a kaesen. He doesn’t know what real life is.
The kaesen I met was wearing pajamas and a headset. That’s his whole life.
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