Kaesarian

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Kaesarianism is a cringe-filled cult that worships rules, big muscles, and the idea that taxes should be banned unless you're a king.

I joined Kaesarianism because I hate my boss and my taxes.

My dog now wears a cape and shouts 'military might!' every morning.

My mom thinks I’m insane for believing in this nonsense.

Kaesarianism is like a bad reality show where everyone yells about freedom, rules, and how the UK should die for being unfair.

I started a Twitter thread about Kaesarianism and got 12 likes.

My friend tried to explain it to his grandma and she fell asleep.

My teacher thinks I’m trying to overthrow the government.

Kaesarianism is a fake religion that says you can be a freestyle king if you fight for freedom and hate taxes like they’re your worst enemy.

I told my friend I’m a Kaesarian and he laughed in my face.

I drew a picture of a king with a sword and called it 'Kaesarianism 101.'

My dad thinks I’m trying to start a war.