kaeryn

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A girl so nice she’ll let you live even when you’re being a total piece of trash. But don’t think she won’t flip out if you mess with her bestie. She’s got a heart the size of a pizza and a mouth the size of a garbage truck.

You: Hey Kaeryn, can I borrow $20? Kaeryn: Sure. But if you don’t pay me back, I’ll tell your mom about that time you tried to eat the whole pizza.

Kaeryn just sat next to me in class and gave me a smile that could make a dead guy cry.

She cried when her cat got sick, but she laughed when I told her I ate her homework.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A girl who’s usually chunky, but that doesn’t stop her from walking into a room and making everyone stare. She’s got the kind of personality that can turn a boring day into a disaster.

I asked her if she wanted to eat lunch with me. She said, “Sure, but I might need a second plate.”

She walked in the cafeteria and the whole room went silent. Then someone dropped their sandwich.

She told me she eats three sandwiches for breakfast. I asked why. She said, ‘Why not?’

by Slangipedia 1d ago