Kaeppel

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The coolest, most annoying, most loving, most weird family ever. They act like they’re your relatives even if they’re not. They’ll feed you until you’re sick and make you watch the same movie over and over like it’s the best thing ever.

I ate three pizzas and still got a free candy bar. The Kaeppels are the worst.

They made me watch The Lion King like seven times. I still can’t stand Simba.

They think they’re Jesus Freaks. I think they’re just loud and weird.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

This family is so close it’s like they’re all glued together. They love you like you’re their own kid, even if they don’t know you. They have zero gaming consoles, so you’re stuck playing stupid board games until you’re tired.

They fed me like I was their long-lost brother. I wasn’t even related.

I played Scrabble for three hours. My brain is broken.

They called me ‘family’ before I even knew what that meant.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

These people are like family, but way louder. They live in a house that feels like a party 24/7. They’ll feed you until you’re full, then make you watch movies like they’re paying you.

They gave me six slices of pizza and a soda. I’m still full.

I watched Frozen five times. I’m never getting out of that house again.

They’re louder than my mom’s karaoke night.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A family so close they might as well be one person. They’re all Jesus Freaks, but that’s cool. They’ll take you in like you’re their own kid and feed you until you’re ready to burst.

They called me ‘family’ after one day. I didn’t even know them.

I ate so much I felt like a balloon.

They’re all Jesus Freaks. I’m just a food-eating robot.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

This family is the best, but they’re also the worst. They act like they’ve known you forever. They feed you until you’re full and make you watch the same movie over and over.

They acted like we were best friends since birth. We met yesterday.

I watched The Avengers four times. I know every line.

They fed me until I couldn’t move. I was like a human burrito.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The Kaeppels are the best family ever, but they’re also the most weird. They love you like you’re their own kid. They have no gaming consoles, so you play stupid card games until you’re tired.

They said I was family after I ate one pizza. I was just hungry.

I played Uno for two hours. My brain hurts.

They’re weird, but I still love them.

by Slangipedia 10d ago