kaepernicking

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Showing off your arms like a meathead while doing stupid stuff, just like that quarterback from San Francisco who thinks he’s a king every time he scores.

I just keapericked after I beat my cousin in a video game. He was so mad he threw his controller.

My dad keapericked during his morning jog like he was about to win the Super Bowl.

I keapericked in front of my math teacher after I aced the test. She gave me a look like she wanted to fail me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A fancy paper towel that’s used by dancers who take their clothes off and people who make them do silly stuff at night clubs.

The club gave me a kaepernicking after I tripped on the dance floor and spilled a drink on the boss.

My cousin uses a kaepernicking every time she goes to the club and does a strip tease.

I got a kaepernicking from the bouncer because I forgot my ID and had to show my tattoo.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A rich or famous person who thinks their opinion is the only thing that matters, even if it’s about something stupid like the color of the sky.

My mom thinks she’s a kaepernicking because she posted a tweet about the president’s hair.

That actor is a kaepernicking because he gave a speech about pizza for an hour.

My uncle is a kaepernicking because he thinks his opinion on the weather is the most important thing.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you poop in a way that yanks your butt hairs out and makes you yelp so loud you might as well have been shot.

I had a kaepernicking after I ate too much pizza and my butt felt like it was on fire.

My brother had a kaepernicking during the movie and everyone in the theater heard him scream.

I had a kaepernicking in the middle of my math test and got a zero.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A wild, messy bush that looks like it was hit by a tornado. Some people call it a Bob Ross because it looks like a painting he did after a long day.

My sister’s bush is a kaepernicking. It looks like a forest and it smells like a garbage can.

My dog ran through a kaepernicking and came out covered in mud and leaves.

My cousin’s bush is a kaepernicking and it looks like it was attacked by a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you flex your arm and peck it like it’s your lover after you do something cool, just like that quarterback from San Francisco.

After I beat my brother in a video game, I keapericked like I won the Olympics.

I keapericked in front of my math teacher after I aced the test and she gave me a look like she was about to fail me.

I keapericked after my dog chased a cat and came back looking like a superhero.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Pooping in the same place you eat. Like when you have a big mess and it looks like you’re a disaster.

I kaepernicked during lunch and my mom gave me a look like she was about to ground me for life.

My brother kaepernicked in the middle of his dinner and his plate was covered in poop.

I kaepernicked in the classroom and the teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

by Slangipedia 1d ago