Kaeny

I saw Kaeny at the mall. He looked like he’d been hit by a dumpster.

My cousin’s friend is a Kaeny. He eats donuts for breakfast and still looks like a ghost.

That guy at the gym is a Kaeny. He’s been lifting for a year and still looks like a sad potato.

Kaeny walked into the room and made me question my life choices.

My neighbor is a Kaeny. He wears a hoodie in July and still looks like he’s hiding from the sun.

That guy at the bus stop is a Kaeny. He’s been outside for five minutes and he looks like he’s about to cry.

Kaeny showed up to my party and I thought I was in a horror movie.

My brother’s friend is a Kaeny. He’s been living in his room for three years and looks like he’s been abandoned by all gods.

That guy at the park is a Kaeny. He’s been sitting there for an hour and still looks like he’s waiting for a miracle.