kaenat

My nephew is a kaenat. He weighed 12 pounds. The nurse said he could’ve been a linebacker.

My cousin’s kid is a kaenat. They had to use a vacuum to get him out. He cried like he was on a plane.

My friend’s baby is a kaenat. The doctor said, 'I’ve seen big babies, but this one looked like it had a side of fries.'

My mom is a kaenat. She laughed at my joke, then told the whole room I had a funny face.

My sister is a kaenat. She made me eat slime for breakfast. I still have it in my hair.

My best friend is a kaenat. She laughed at my joke, then put slime on my face. I looked like a monster.