kaempf

My cousin is a kaempf. He ate a whole bag of dirt and told me he was a god.

The kaempf in our class tried to fight a goat. It was a disgrace.

My mom calls me a kaempf because I failed math and cried.

My brother ate a whole chicken and called me a chump. He's a kaempf.

That kaempf ate a chicken and didn't even blink. I was scared.

The kaempf in my gym class ate a chicken and ran a mile. I died.

That kaempf ate a cow and still thinks he's a loser. It's sad.

My friend ate a cow and then called me a chump. He's a kaempf.

The kaempf in my family ate a cow and cried. I was confused.