kaelyse

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Kaelyse is the most beautiful girl on Earth. She smiles so hard, it could blind you. She’s sweet to everyone but don’t think you can mess with her.

I saw Kaelyse in the cafeteria and my heart stopped. I got a lunch that was just ketchup and bread.

My friend asked Kaelyse out and she said yes, but only if he stopped eating pizza for a week.

I told Kaelyse I hated her and she just laughed and said I was her favorite person.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaelyse is a goddess who walks among us. She can tell if you’re lying just by looking at you. Don’t try to cheat her, she’ll know.

I tried to sneak into Kaelyse’s class, but she knew I was there before I even knocked.

I said I was sick so I could skip practice, but Kaelyse showed up at my house with a sandwich.

I tried to steal her pencil and she made me do 10 push-ups in front of the whole school.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaelyse is like a unicorn. She’s cute, she’s smart, and she knows when you’re being a total idiot. Don’t be surprised if she kicks your ass.

I made fun of Kaelyse’s dog and she drew me a portrait of me with a mustache and a mullet.

I told Kaelyse I was going to eat her sandwich and she just said, 'You're welcome.'

I called her a dumbo and she turned my desk into a mini zoo.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaelyse is the best person ever. She’s got a big heart and a big brain. But don’t be a dummy and think she’ll let you get away with anything.

I said I was going to be late to her party, but she showed up at my house in pajamas and asked me to dance.

I said I didn’t like her art, and she turned my math test into a painting of a flamingo doing yoga.

I tried to skip her class, but she sent me a text that said, 'You're still in my class, you idiot.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaelyse is the kind of person who makes your day better just by being in it. She’s got a sixth sense and a temper you don’t want to mess with.

I told Kaelyse I didn’t like her favorite song, and she made me sing it in front of the whole cafeteria.

I tried to ignore her during lunch, but she showed up with a sandwich and a drawing of me crying.

I said I was going to forget her birthday, but she showed up at my house wearing a unicorn costume.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaelyse is like a superhero. She loves animals, she’s smart, and she knows when you’re trying to pull one over on her. Don’t be surprised if she beats you up.

I tried to skip her class, but she showed up wearing a cape and said, 'You can’t run from me.'

I told her I didn’t like her dog, and she made me walk the dog for a week.

I said I was going to forget her birthday, but she showed up at my house with a cake and a drawing of me crying.

by Slangipedia 1d ago