Kaelynn Weber

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A Kaelynn Weber is a human who falls asleep on you during Facetime like it's a job. She's also obsessed with hot guys from TV shows and irrelevant TikTok boys.
I was talking to her about my day and she fell asleep mid-sentence. I was like, 'You’re literally dreaming about JJ.'
She DMs me every time a new TikTok boy comes out. Last week it was Nick Austin. I don’t even know who that is.
She tried to explain why Jordan from All American is the best. I was like, 'You’re still in love with him from 2019.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaelynn Weber is someone who thinks she’s the only one who can fall asleep on Facetime and still look cute. She’s also obsessed with boys from shows and TikTok.
She fell asleep on me during Facetime and still posted a selfie with the caption 'Just chilling with my guy.' I was like, 'You’re sleeping on me, not with him.'
She sent me a message saying, 'JJ is the best. He’s like my spirit animal.' I was like, 'You’re 14. Your spirit animal is a guy from Outer Banks.'
She DMed me, 'Nick Austin is hot. He’s like my new crush.' I was like, 'You’ve had 3 crushes this week.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaelynn Weber is a person who falls asleep on you during Facetime and acts like it's normal. She's also super into boys from TV and TikTok and can't stop talking about them.
She fell asleep on me during Facetime and was like, 'I’m just resting my eyes.' I was like, 'You’ve been resting your eyes for 2 hours.'
She texted me, 'Jordan is the best. He’s like my forever crush.' I was like, 'You’re still in love with him from 2018.'
She sent me a TikTok of Nick Austin and said, 'He’s hot. He’s like my new obsession.' I was like, 'You have 5 obsessions this week.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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