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Kaelly is a hot mess who draws like a pro and doesn’t back down from a fight. She loves you so much she’ll probably cry if you don’t.

Kaelly drew me a portrait and it looked like a cat with a bad hair day.

She stood up to the principal and won. No one knows why.

She texted me at 2 AM saying, 'I love you, don’t forget me.'

Kaelly doesn’t just have cake, she owns the bakery, and the cherries are so big they could be a whole fruit stand.

She brought me a cake that had three layers and a cherry the size of my face.

She showed up with a bakery truck and 100 cherries.

She said, 'I don’t need cake, I need a bakery and a cherry that screams at me.'

Kaelly is the thicc queen. She’s cute, laughs at your jokes, and never lets you feel bad.

She laughed so hard at my joke I thought she’d cry.

She let me borrow her pants because she said I looked good in them.

She said, 'You’re cute, but I’m the thicc queen.'

Kaelly is a Malaysian pervert who thinks about sex at every possible moment. She’s got a dirty mind and no shame.

She texted me at 3 AM saying, 'I was thinking about you and my uncle.'

She said, 'I saw your face and I got a hard-on.'

She whispered, 'I think about you in the shower.'

Kaelly doesn’t give a damn about anything… unless you’re her favorite. Then she’ll do anything for you.

She said, 'I don’t care if you fail, but if you pass, I’ll bring you cake.'

She ignored me for a week until I said I loved her.

She texted me, 'If you don’t love me, I’ll cry.'

Kaelly is the most beautiful person in the world. She smiles like a goddess, laughs at your jokes, and never leaves you hanging.

She smiled at me and I got a hard-on.

She stayed with me when I failed my test.

She said, 'I’d marry you if you asked me.'