kaelise

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A total slay machine who eats potatoes like they’re her enemies. She’s cool, dangerous, and will probably murder you if you don’t bring her snacks.

She texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring chips or I’ll kill you.'

At school, she ate a whole bag of potatoes and then stared me down like I owed her money.

In the DMs: 'You better bring me snacks or I’ll eat your face.'

The queen of all things cool and dangerous. She eats potatoes like they’re her lunch. She’s a friend, but also a total menace.

She sent me a message: 'I’ll be at your house in 10 minutes. Bring snacks or I’ll bring chaos.'

In class, she ate a whole bag of potatoes and then laughed at my math test.

She said, 'We’re friends. But if you don’t bring me snacks, I’ll eat your dog.'

A total legend who eats potatoes like they’re her life. She’s scary, cool, and a real pal. Don’t mess with her or she’ll make you regret it.

She told me, 'I’ll be at your house. If you don’t bring me snacks, I’ll eat your cat.'

In the lunchroom, she ate 10 potatoes and then gave me a death stare.

She messaged me: 'Don’t forget. If you don’t bring snacks, I’ll eat your brain.'