Kaelii

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Kaelii is the most annoyingly perfect girl you'll ever meet. She draws like a god and laughs so hard she might pee her pants. She'll probably be the only person who won't steal your lunch money.
I saw Kaelii drawing a cat that looked like it was judging me. I got scared.
Kaelii laughed so hard during my failed math test that she fell out of her chair.
She promised to keep my secret about eating crayons. I think she's lying.
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Kaelii is a human glitter bomb. She’s creative, she loves cats, and she’s the only person who can make you laugh until your face turns red.
Kaelii drew a cat that looked like it was about to murder my math teacher.
She told me a joke so funny I cried. Then I laughed again.
She thinks my weird obsession with socks is cool. I'm weirdly proud.
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Kaelii is like a rainbow that also knows how to curse. She’s super nice, but she’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll probably fall down.
Kaelii drew a cat that looked like it was giving me the finger.
She told a joke so good I almost peed my pants.
She said I looked like a confused potato. I’m still mad.
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Kaelii is the human version of a puppy. She’s sweet, she’s creative, and she will probably laugh so hard she’ll cry.
Kaelii drew a cat that looked like it was about to steal my lunch.
She told a joke so funny my dog laughed too.
She called me a ‘mysterious blob’ and I’m still trying to figure out what that means.
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Kaelii is the most beautiful and weird person you’ll ever meet. She draws like a wizard and laughs so hard she might break her face.
Kaelii drew a cat that looked like it was mocking my math homework.
She told a joke so funny I almost broke my chair.
She called me a ‘sponge’ and I still don’t get it.
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Kaelii is like a unicorn who also knows how to swear. She’s creative, she loves cats, and she’ll probably laugh until you get dizzy.
Kaelii drew a cat that looked like it was about to punch my teacher.
She told a joke so funny I think my face turned blue.
She called me a ‘confused blob’ and now I’m confused.
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