Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A girl who’s like a cupcake with a knife in it, sweet on the outside but chaotic on the inside. They’ll make you laugh until you cry, but they’ll never realize how awesome they are.

@Kaelie why did you eat my pizza??

Kaelie: 'I just wanted to be funny.'

Kaelie: 'I'm not pretty, I'm just... average.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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The human version of a god-tier meme. They’re so good, they could be the next president, or just the best person ever.

Kaelie is literally the best person in the universe.

Kaelie: 'I’m the best person ever.'

Kaelie: 'I’m the best person in the world, and I’m not even trying.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A girl who tells the funniest jokes and makes everyone laugh until they’re crying. They’re like a joke machine with a heart.

Kaelie: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of my jokes.'

Kaelie: 'I laugh so hard I cry.'

Kaelie: 'I’m the funniest person you’ll ever meet.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

4

A person who lives and breathes Olivia Ackerman. They’ll die if they don’t get their daily dose of Olivia.

Kaelie: 'Olivia Ackerman is my life.'

Kaelie: 'If I don’t watch Olivia Ackerman, I die.'

Kaelie: 'Olivia Ackerman is my everything.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

5

A good-looking, smart, funny girl who’s easy to hang out with and the type of girl you’d want to bring home to your mom.

Kaelie: 'I’m smart, funny, and good-looking.'

Kaelie: 'I’m the type of girl you’d bring home to your mom.'

Kaelie: 'I’m the best girlfriend material.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

6

A shy girl who turns into a total badass when she’s around her friends. She won’t let anyone walk all over her.

Kaelie: 'I’m shy, but I’m a total badass.'

Kaelie: 'I won’t let anyone walk all over me.'

Kaelie: 'I stick up for my friends.'

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7

When you wait way too long to fix something and now it’s completely broken and there’s no going back.

Kaelie: 'I waited too long to fix my phone. Now it’s broken forever.'

Kaelie: 'I waited until it was too late to fix my life.'

Kaelie: 'I waited until the problem was unfixable.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago