Kaelew

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A person so clueless they think the whole world is watching them during bathroom breaks and still don’t get why people laugh.

Kaelew texted me during a group project: 'Why are you all whispering? I'm not doing anything wrong.'

At lunch, Kaelew tried to explain the entire plot of a movie to someone who had already seen it three times.

Kaelew walked into a fire and said, 'This is the best day ever.'

Someone who thinks they’re the main character of everyone’s life, even when no one asked for a side story.

Kaelew DM’d me: 'You didn’t tell me you were going to the party. I was supposed to be the hero of this event.'

Kaelew interrupted a teacher’s entire lesson to explain why the moon was following them home.

Kaelew tried to talk to the principal about how the hallway was ‘hostile’ to their vibe.

A human who is so out of touch with reality they think their thoughts are the only ones that exist.

Kaelew told the entire class, 'You all are just imaginary friends I haven’t met yet.'

Kaelew tried to convince the cafeteria that the pizza was plotting against them.

Kaelew walked into a meeting and said, 'Why is everyone here? I was already at the end.'

A person who’s so lost in their own world they think the sun rises just to check their Instagram.

Kaelew texted me: 'Why did you reply to my post? I thought I was the only one who saw it.'

Kaelew walked into the gym and said, 'I didn’t know the clock was running.'

Kaelew tried to argue with the math teacher because the numbers were ‘not being fair.’

A human who thinks the universe revolves around them, even when they’re clearly the only one who’s confused.

Kaelew told the whole school, 'You all are just background characters in my story.'

Kaelew tried to start a debate with the science teacher about why gravity was 'not doing its job.'

Kaelew walked into a test and said, 'This is just a formality. I already know the answers.'