Kaelene

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a girl so hot she makes your heart race like you just ran from a fat kid with a lollipop and a vendetta
She walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
I asked her out and she said yes because she thought I was funny.
She texted me a selfie and I cried because it was perfect.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a skinny fighter who takes no shit and kicks your ass if you try to mess with her
She beat me up in gym class for calling her a skinny twerp.
She took down three guys in the lunchroom just for fun.
She said I was a weakling and then proved it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a guy you can tell your deepest secrets to because he’s the only one who doesn’t laugh at your dumb jokes and knows when your mom is giving you a wedgy
He told my mom I was a sissy and she believed him.
He kept my secret about stealing chips from the lunch lady.
He laughed at my joke and said it was the best one ever.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a crazy thing people do when they’re wasted and it usually ends with someone peeing on the floor or someone crying because they thought they were a chicken
He tried to dance on a table and fell off like a clumsy idiot.
She said she was a wizard and tried to turn her pencil into a chicken.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a person who’s usually overlooked but once you get to know them, they’re hilarious, kind, and will tell you when you’re being an idiot
She sat next to me and told me I was an idiot and I believed her.
He was the quiet one, but he was the funniest in the class.
She helped me with my math and didn’t even laugh at me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a weird, artsy girl who’ll tell you exactly what she thinks, even if it’s about your dumb haircut or your terrible singing
She said my haircut looked like a flamingo and I believed her.
She told me my singing was like a dying dog and I laughed.
She drew me a picture of my face with a mustache and called it art.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a total nerd who thinks anime is the best thing ever but is still cool and might even be your friend if you don’t make fun of him too much
He talked about anime for an hour and I still didn’t get it.
He knew all the characters and I thought he was cool.
He drew me a picture of a dragon and called it a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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