kaeleen

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A sugar-coated nightmare who will love you to death but will also make you cry from laughing too hard. She works her ass off but will also pass out on your couch like a fried chicken.

Kaelleen: 'I’ll finish this report by tomorrow... probably.'

Kaelleen: 'I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically napping.'

Kaelleen: 'I’ll lead you to glory... then take a 3-hour nap.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The kind of person who makes your life a mess but you still can’t help but love them. They’re annoying as hell but David thinks they’re perfect, and honestly, who are we to argue with David?

Kaelleen: 'I’m not annoying, I’m just extra.'

Kaelleen: 'David says I’m perfect, so I guess that makes me annoying.'

Kaelleen: 'You’re all just jealous of my perfection.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago