kaelarenee

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the most lit girl I ever saw on myspace who made me feel like a total dweeb

She had 1000 friends and I had 2. Total embarrassment.

Her profile had a cat and a guitar. Mine had a potato.

She liked anime. I liked watching my dog eat pizza.

the only girl who could make myspace look like a real party instead of my sad life

She posted pictures of her and her friends. I posted a selfie with my mom’s hair dryer.

She had a theme. I had a mood.

She had a blog. I had a text message.

the one girl who made me feel like I was living in the 2000s and not just pretending

She had a MySpace page. I had a MySpace page. Hers was good. Mine was trash.

She had a bio. I had a sentence.

She had a friend list. I had a list of people who didn’t know who I was.