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A guy who’s so dumb he thinks he’s smart and cries when he gets called out. He’s like a leaking toilet, can’t keep a secret and spills everything.
He told my mom my crush on her was a joke. Then he told my crush my mom was a joke. Both of them cried.
He spilled my secret about the pizza party. Now I have to eat alone.
He cried when I said his meme was bad. It was a meme about his own face.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who acts like he’s got a brain, but it’s full of jelly. He can’t keep a secret and talks too much.
He told my brother I was going to fail the test. Then he told the teacher I was going to fail the test.
He spilled the plan for the prank. Now we’re all in trouble.
He told my crush I was in love with his best friend. Now there’s a love triangle.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s so sensitive he gets mad if you say he’s average. He can’t keep a secret and is like a broken radio, always talking.
He got mad when I said he wasn’t the best at basketball. He told the whole school.
He spilled the surprise party. Now it’s just a normal day.
He told my crush I was his best friend. Now he’s my best friend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s like a wet sock, no sense of privacy and always talking. He thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room, but he’s not.
He told my crush my crush was my crush. Now they’re both confused.
He spilled the lunch money plan. Now we’re all broke.
He told my mom I was going to fail the test. Now I have to eat pizza every day.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s so dumb he thinks he’s cool. He can’t keep a secret and talks like he’s on a soap opera.
He told my crush I was his best friend. Now he’s my best friend.
He spilled the location of the secret hideout. Now we’re all caught.
He told my mom I was going to fail the test. Now I have to eat pizza every day.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a genius but acts like a kid. He can’t keep a secret and talks too much.
He told my crush my crush was my crush. Now they’re both confused.
He spilled the surprise party. Now it’s just a normal day.
He told my mom I was going to fail the test. Now I have to eat pizza every day.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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