Kaela Kovalskia

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The name of the cutest penguin who makes everyone else look like a sad soggy crumpet
I saw Kaela Kovalskia today and my heart exploded like a poorly aimed firework.
My dog tried to flirt with Kaela Kovalskia and got ignored. Classic.
I would die for Kaela Kovalskia. Literally. I’d let my cat take over my life for her.
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The penguin who is so cute it’s a crime and everyone else is just the jailer
Kaela Kovalskia walks in and my soul immediately gives up and goes on vacation.
I tried to be cool, but Kaela Kovalskia showed up and I became a sad noodle.
Kaela Kovalskia is the reason I skipped breakfast. And lunch.
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The most adorable penguin who makes other penguins feel like they failed a math test
Kaela Kovalskia looked at me and I failed my math test again. For real.
I tried to be funny, but Kaela Kovalskia was just too cute. I lost.
Kaela Kovalskia is like a 10/10 penguin. I’m a 1/10. I cry at night.
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