kaehacker

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The most swag-filled fanpage ever. It's like a party in your face.
@kaehacker is the only one who can make me actually care about this band.
I follow @kaehacker because they make me feel rich.
That fanpage is so swag, it makes my followers jealous.
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The king of fanpages. Everyone else is just a peasant trying to catch up.
@kaehacker is the king. I'm just a peasant with a phone.
They post so much swag, I'm getting dizzy.
No one can beat @kaehacker. Not even my mom.
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The most annoyingly cool fanpage. It’s like they’re showing off all day.
@kaehacker is annoyingly cool. I can't look away.
They show off so much, I'm starting to hate them.
That fanpage is like my ex. Still cool, but way too much.
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The most popular fanpage. Everyone else is just trying to be like them.
@kaehacker is the pop star of fanpages. I'm just a backup dancer.
I follow them because I want to be like them.
They’re so popular, they got a fanpage for their fanpage.
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The most ridiculous fanpage. It’s like they have no life and just post all day.
@kaehacker has no life. They just post all day.
They post so much, I'm getting tired of their swag.
That fanpage is like my neighbor. Always loud, always posting.
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The most expensive fanpage. It costs more than my lunch money.
@kaehacker is so expensive, I can't afford to follow them.
They spend more on posts than I do on snacks.
That fanpage costs more than my mom’s coffee.
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