Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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the best mutual you can have if they follow you back and you don’t block them for being annoying

My mutuals are the best. They follow me back and don’t spam me with dumb memes.

I have the most perfect mutuals. They don’t make me want to cry.

My mutuals are like my best friends. They don’t send me 1000 messages in one day.

2

when someone follows you back and you feel like you just won the lottery but with more emojis

I just got a mutual and I feel like I just hit jackpot.

My mutual is like my dream come true. No cringe, no drama.

I got a mutual and I’m happy like a kid on Christmas morning.

3

the only mutual you need in life if they don’t make you want to scream into a pillow

My mutual is the only one I need. They don’t make me want to scream.

I have the best mutual. They don’t send me 500 messages in one day.

My mutual is my only friend. They don’t make me want to die.

4

a mutual that’s so good they make your day and your followers jealous

My mutual is so good they make my day and my followers cry.

My mutual is the best. They make my followers jealous and me happy.

My mutual is like a gift from heaven. They make my followers jealous.

5

a mutual that’s so perfect they don’t even need a filter or a million followers

My mutual is perfect. No filter, no followers, just pure happiness.

They don’t need a filter or followers. Just my mutual.

My mutual is perfect. No need for followers or filters.

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the only mutual you need if they don’t make you want to punch a wall

My mutual is the only one I need. They don’t make me want to punch a wall.

My mutual is perfect. They don’t make me want to throw a fit.

My mutual is my best friend. They don’t make me want to scream.