Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you only want to f*** the hottest guy on earth and nobody else

I saw him at the mall and my brain shut down

He walked in and I forgot how to breathe

I texted him 10 times and he didn’t reply, I cried

2

you think every other guy is a joke compared to the one you want

My friend said he was cute, I laughed in his face

I saw a guy at the coffee shop, I called him a baby

He’s not even in the same universe as my guy

3

you can’t stand anyone else because you’re too busy dreaming about your guy

My mom said I was ignoring her, I said she was ugly

I didn’t notice my friend’s crush, I was too busy staring at mine

I skipped class just to text him

4

you think the rest of the world is blind because they can’t see your guy

I told my friend he was cute, she said I was crazy

My teacher called him a distraction, I called her stupid

I don’t even care about school anymore, I just want to see him

5

you’re so in love with your guy that you’re willing to die for him

I said I’d fight his bullies, I didn’t even know they existed

I told my friend I’d beat her up if she talked to him

I skipped lunch just to see him, I didn’t even care about food

6

you get mad when anyone else looks at your guy, it’s like a personal insult

My friend said he was cute, I told her I’d slap her

I saw a guy stare at him, I told him to go away

My teacher called him a distraction, I said I’d fail the class