kaedo

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A tall hot dude who looks like a god and has a dong so big it could crush a bear. He plays ball like a pro and has a dog that barks at everyone.

I saw Kaedo at the gym, and the barbell looked jealous.

He walked in, and the whole court went silent. Then he made a three-pointer.

His dog tried to bite my arm, but I didn’t back down. I just said, 'You ain't no Kaedo.'

A guy so hot he could make a microwave blush. He’s the type of man who makes women forget their names.

My cousin tried to flirt with Kaedo, and he just laughed and said, 'You ain't my type.'

He walked into the bar, and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve hot guys here.'

I texted him, 'Hey,' and he replied, 'What's up, hot stuff?' I died.

A nigga with a dick so big it could double as a door. He steps in a room and makes everyone else look like a joke.

He walked into the club, and the bouncer said, 'I don’t let dongs like that in here.'

My mom said, 'If you don’t behave, I’ll bring Kaedo to your room.'

He texted me, 'I’m coming over,' and I said, 'You better bring snacks.'

A nigga with a fat ass and a big dick. He don’t play, he dominate. You don’t want to mess with him or he’ll make you cry.

He showed up at my house, and I said, 'What do you want?' He said, 'I just wanted to see you cry.'

My brother tried to fight him, and he just laughed and said, 'You ain't nothing.'

He posted a picture of his dick, and I said, 'That’s not a dick, that’s a monster.'