Kaeden Thomas

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A piss bandit who never bowls and will die hating bowling. Real ass N-word B-word F-word. Jesus of edging. Trying to be on Bang Bros cover.
I bowl once and I’m dead. Kaeden’s the devil.
He’s the reason I hate lanes and shoes.
If he ever bowls, the universe ends.
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Kaeden’s the worst bowler ever. He’s a real N-word B-word F-word. He edges like Jesus. Wants to be on Bang Bros cover so bad.
He’s the reason I got a new bowling ball.
He edges so much, I’m gonna start crying.
He’s trying to be on Bang Bros and I’m gonna laugh at him.
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Kaeden’s a piss bandit. He’s not a bowler. He’s a real N-word B-word F-word. He edges like Jesus. Wants to be on Bang Bros cover.
He’s a member of the piss bandits and I’m proud.
He edges so much, I think he’s gonna die.
He’s trying to be on Bang Bros and it’s ridiculous.
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