Kaeden

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A cute guy who acts like he doesn't care, but he's super chill and won't let anyone annoy him. He's weird and smart and would rather play video games than talk to people.
I swear Kaeden can sit in silence for hours and not even blink.
He's the only person who can beat me at Mario Kart and not even try.
He eats cookies like they're going out of style.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most attractive guy who has the best cock. Girls would be stupid not to fall for him. He's like the best sex ever, but he probably doesn't even know it.
If I saw Kaeden in the wild, I'd drop to my knees and thank the lord.
He walks in, and the whole room stops breathing.
He’s the reason I don’t have a life anymore.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s like Jesus but with better grades and more cookies. He’s a god, but he also does math homework.
Kaeden is like God but with a GPA of 4.0.
He’s the only person who could save me from failing algebra.
He’s basically the reason I’m not in heaven yet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He's a kind guy who's really good at school and cooking. But there’s a secret girl who’s been crushing on him for years and doesn’t want her boyfriend to know.
Kaeden’s so smart he could cook a five-star meal and still get an A+
He’s the reason my friend is heartbroken and still in a relationship.
He’s like the perfect guy but doesn’t even know it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a catboy who’s gay and has a lot of red flags. He’s also kind of lazy but still a god at video games.
He looks like a cat and acts like a total drama queen.
He’s gay, and he doesn’t even care who knows it.
He’s the reason I failed my life because he’s too good at games.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He has a cock so big it looks like it's about to explode. He’s also super thin and can play video games for hours without moving.
Kaeden’s cock is so big it could take out a whole army.
He plays video games like it’s his full-time job.
He’s so thin you could probably carry him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s not gay, but he definitely acts like he is. He’s also weird and has a life.
He says he’s not gay, but he’s probably lying to himself.
He’s weird, but that’s just who he is.
He has a life, and it’s way more interesting than mine.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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