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My friend said he was going to the concert but he just sat in his room eating pizza and watching cat videos.

She told me she was a fan of the band but she couldn't even name one song.

He claimed he was going to the party but he showed up 2 hours late and smelled like old cheese.

He said he was the best at math but he couldn't even add 2 + 2 without crying.

She said she could fix the car but she broke it even more.

He said he knew the secret to life but it was just that he didn't like Mondays.

He promised he'd clean his room but it looked like a tornado hit it.

She said she'd show up to the party but she showed up with her dog and a sleeping bag.

He said he'd stop eating pizza but he ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

He said he was going to start a business but he still hasn't left his bed.

She said she was going to learn how to cook but she still burns water.

He said he was going to be famous but he still can't sing a whole song.

She said she was going to be the best at everything but she failed every single test.

He said he was going to be the most popular but he still sat alone at lunch.

He said he was going to be the smartest but he still didn't know what a comma was.

He said he was going to get a job but he still stayed home playing video games.

She said she was going to lose weight but she still ate a whole cake for breakfast.

He said he was going to pass the test but he still failed it with a 20%.