Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You get a hard-on every time you see Kaedehara Kazuha from Genshin Impact

I saw him in a cosplay and my pants were on fire

My friend texted me a picture of him and I screamed into my pillow

I stared at his face for 10 minutes and forgot to breathe

2

You think Kazuha is the best thing since sliced bread and you can't stop talking about it

I told my mom he was better than my ex and she said I was crazy

I drew him on the board and got in trouble

I named my goldfish after him and it died

3

You can't function without seeing Kazuha's face at least once a day

I skipped class to watch him in a video

I texted my crush a picture of him and got blocked

I cried when he wasn't in the game for a week

4

You get so turned on by Kazuha that you forget to eat and sleep

I missed dinner because I was watching him play

I fell asleep on my keyboard while thinking about him

I ate a whole pizza and still didn't feel full

5

You would do anything to be Kazuha, even if it means dying

I tried to join the game and got banned

I dyed my hair like his and got called a weirdo

I texted him and he didn't reply, so I cried

6

You are so obsessed with Kazuha that you talk to yourself about him

I yelled at my dog for not liking Kazuha

I talked to my mirror like it was him

I got sent to the principal's office for talking too much about him