Kaedan

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Kaedan is the king of cool. He’s got dance moves that make you want to quit your job. He talks so much you think he’s trying to fill the silence with his own voice. But don’t let that fool you, he’s got a heart of gold and might even make you laugh once in a while.

Kaedan did the moonwalk in the grocery store and got a free bag of chips.

He told a joke so bad it made me cry.

He said he’d rather talk to me than his mom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaedan is a total legend. He’s got a peen so big it could win a wrestling match. He doesn’t care who he hooks up with, and he doesn’t care if they’re related to him.

Kaedan told me he dated his cousin and still does.

He said he’d hook up with a chicken if it asked.

He once asked a teacher to be his girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaedan is a total noodle. He burns like a firecracker in the sun and sits on the bench like a sad potato. But deep down, he likes a girl and just can’t figure out how to tell her. He’s a regular guy with a tiny brain.

Kaedan got sunburned so bad he looked like a lobster.

He tried to tell the girl he likes but just said 'hi' and ran away.

He sat on the bench for the whole game and didn’t even cheer.

by Slangipedia 9d ago