Kaeble snake

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A person who would rather sit with a bunch of strangers than be stuck with their own squadron like they're the last person on Earth
I’d rather sit with a guy who smells like a wet dog than my own flight.
Why are you avoiding me? I’m your flightmate, not your enemy.
You’d pick a table full of randos over me any day.
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Someone who actively hates their own flight and would rather be tortured by a different squadron than sit with their own
I’d take a lecture from the CO over sitting with my flight any day.
You know why I skipped lunch? I couldn’t stand my own flight.
If I had a dollar for every time I avoided my flight, I’d be rich.
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A person who thinks their own flight is the worst and would rather sit with anyone else just to prove it
I’d rather sit with the enemy than my own flight any day.
My flight is so bad, I’d take a bullet for a stranger.
I’d pick a random table over my own flight any day.
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A person who makes a big deal about not sitting with their own flight, even though they’re still in the same damn plane
I wouldn’t sit with my flight even if we were all stuck on a spaceship.
I’d rather be stuck with the whole damn squadron than my own flight.
I’d take a seat on the floor with strangers than sit with my flight.
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Someone who thinks their own flight is the worst and would rather sit with anyone else just to prove it
I’d take a bullet for a stranger over my own flight.
I’d rather sit with the enemy than my own flight any day.
If I had a dollar for every time I avoided my flight, I’d be rich.
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A person who would rather sit with a bunch of strangers than be stuck with their own squadron like they're the last person on Earth
I’d rather sit with a guy who smells like a wet dog than my own flight.
Why are you avoiding me? I’m your flightmate, not your enemy.
You’d pick a table full of randos over me any day.
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