kadzooks

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A loud, dumb way to show you're shocked, like a toddler who just saw a fart.
Kadzooks! My mom just texted me a photo of my dad wearing a chicken suit.
Kadzooks! My math teacher failed me for drawing a mustache on the blackboard.
Kadzooks! My dog just ate my homework and my brother's face.
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A stupid shout you yell when something weird happens, like when your pants explode.
Kadzooks! My dad just drove a cow into the grocery store.
Kadzooks! My friend tried to eat a whole pizza and cried.
Kadzooks! My goldfish just gave me a thumbs up.
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A loud, dumb expression you use when something makes you feel like you're on fire.
Kadzooks! My brother just turned my dog into a chicken.
Kadzooks! My teacher just gave me a pop quiz on the moon.
Kadzooks! My mom just married my pet goldfish.
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A loud, useless word you yell when something weird happens, like when your brain short-circuits.
Kadzooks! My dog just ran away with my math test.
Kadzooks! My dad just started a band called 'The Pizza Poppers.'
Kadzooks! My goldfish just texted me a poem.
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A loud, dumb way to say you're totally confused, like when you see a cow wearing a hat.
Kadzooks! My mom just dressed my dog as a superhero.
Kadzooks! My teacher just turned my math test into a pizza.
Kadzooks! My dad just started singing opera in the grocery store.
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A loud, stupid shout you use when something happens that makes no sense, like when your pants catch fire.
Kadzooks! My dog just started a band called 'The Squeaky Socks.'
Kadzooks! My teacher just turned my math test into a spaceship.
Kadzooks! My mom just married my goldfish and my dog.
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