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A super tall man who never looks down. He’s always grumpy, high, or hungover. But he’s actually smart and knows all the secrets. Most of the time, he’s just a lazy ass who only talks to girls.
He walked in like he owned the place, still half-high and half-angry.
He knew the truth about the party, but he didn’t care. He just wanted snacks.
He said he’d help, but he just sat there and stared at his phone.
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A giant who’s always tired, angry, or on drugs. He’s actually a cool guy who knows all the lies. But he’s a total slacker and only likes girls.
He showed up at the store, still mad about something from last night.
He told me the whole story, but he didn’t even remember his own name.
He said he’d be there, but he just sat on his couch and played video games.
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A really tall man who’s always grumpy or high. He’s actually a good guy who knows all the tricks. But he’s a total ass who only talks to girls.
He came in like he was the king, still half-drunk and half-angry.
He knew the secret, but he just ignored it because he was too lazy.
He said he’d help, but he just watched TV and ate chips.
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