Kadusa

My cousin's Kadusa is like a death trap. It smokes before you even turn the key.

That Kadusa is so old, it probably thinks it's a dinosaur.

I tried to ride in that Kadusa, and it sounded like a chainsaw was inside.

My Kadusa coughs so hard, it looks like it's trying to throw up.

That Kadusa just exploded on the highway. I thought it was a fireworks show.

I swear that Kadusa has more personality than my math teacher.

I sat in that Kadusa, and it smelled like someone left a dead rat in there.

That Kadusa sounds like it’s about to give up and just die.

I think that Kadusa is trying to tell me it’s tired of living.