kadupple

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A human who looks like their head got hit by a bus and then a brick wall, usually named brandon and smells like old socks
My cousin is a kadupple. He can’t fit through a door without yelling.
Just saw a kadupple at the mall. He looked like he was trying to fit into a hat.
My teacher said I was a kadupple. I told her she was wrong. She said I was a double kadupple.
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A person whose head is so big it looks like it's about to explode, and it’s usually someone who thinks they're cool
My neighbor is a kadupple. He walks like he’s carrying a bowling ball on his head.
That guy in the class is a kadupple. He can’t even sit down without knocking over a chair.
My dog called me a kadupple. I told him he was just jealous.
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A human with a head so huge it’s like it has its own zip code, and they usually talk like they're in a debate with a donut
My brother is a kadupple. He once tried to fit through a door and got stuck like a stuck pig.
The guy at the gym is a kadupple. He looks like he's trying to fight a bear with just his head.
My mom said I’m a kadupple. I told her she’s a kadupple too. Now we’re both kadupple.
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A person whose head is so big it looks like it’s about to take over their body, and they usually are named brandon and have no life
That kid in my class is a kadupple. He once sat on the floor just to avoid the ceiling.
My dad is a kadupple. He can’t even fit in the car without yelling at the roof.
My friend is a kadupple. He’s like a walking head with no legs.
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A person whose head is so big it looks like it's been inflated with a bicycle pump, and they usually have a face that looks like it's been run over by a truck
My uncle is a kadupple. He walks like he’s trying to get to the other side of the planet.
That guy at the restaurant is a kadupple. He spilled soup all over the table and no one even blinked.
My brother said I was a kadupple. I told him he was a kadupple with a side of bad breath.
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